Adam Sandler

Nicky

Patricia Arquette

Valerie Veran

Harvey Keitel

Dad

Rhys Ifans

Adrian

Tommy Lister Jr.

Cassius

Rodney Dangerfield

Lucifer

Allen Covert

Todd

Peter Dante

Peter

Jonathan Loughran

John

Robert Smigel

Beefy

Reese Witherspoon

Holly

Dana Carvey

Referee

Jon Lovitz

Peeper

Kevin Nealon

Gatekeeper

Michael McKean

Chief of Police

Quentin Tarantino

Deacon

Carl Weathers

Chubbs (uncredited)

Blake Clark

Jimmy the Demon

Rob Schneider

The Townie

John Witherspoon

Street Vendor

Clint Howard

Nipples

Leah Lail

Christa

Jackie Sandler

Jenna

Frank Sivero

Alumni Hall Announcer

Lewis Arquette

Cardinal

George Wallace

Mayor Randolph

Christopher Carroll

Hitler

Ellen Cleghorne

Mom

Reggie McFadden

Dad

Philip Bolden

Son

Laura Harring

Mrs. Dunleavy

Erinn Bartlett

Fenner

Henry Winkler

Henry Winkler

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne

Bill Walton

Bill Walton

Regis Philbin

Regis Philbin

Sylvia Lopez

Sylvia Lopez

Sidney Ganis

Weatherman

Troy Brown

Beating Cop

Stuart Rudin

Bus Shelter Bum

Lillian Adams

Old Lady at Game

Steven Brill

WNYH Reporter (uncredited)

Tim Herlihy

Korean Man (uncredited)

Dan Marino

Dan Marino (uncredited)

John Farley

Human Dartboard

Michael Deak

Gary the Monster

Craig 'Radio Man' Castaldo

Bum in Alley

Mannie Jackson

Harlem Globetrotters Coach

Orlando Antigua

Harlem Globetrotter

Curley "Boo" Johnson

Harlem Globetrotter

Lou Dunbar

Harlem Globetrotter

Isaiah Griffin

Scottie Dunleavy

Kevin Grady

Fitzie

Salvatore Cavaliere

Sal the Demon

Todd Holland

Reformed Demon #1

Mary Brill

Church Woman

John Kirk

Young Man

Tom McNulty

Screaming Man

Michael Giarraputo

Half Court Shot Fan

Fred Wolf

Fan

Jana Sandler

Angel #1

Stephanie Chao

Angel #3

Kimberly Velez

Angel #4

David Sardi

Popeye's Cashier

Tom Winkler

Human Dartboard

Tim Young

Cop

Eli Wolstan

Vendor Cop

Michael Charles Roman

Kid #1

Peter Anthony Tambakis

Kid #2

Jeff Imada

Chinese Delivery Guy

Mary Diveny

Lady in Park

Ng Thanh Nhan

Korean Vendor

Michael Goldfinger

Nut Vendor

Peter Linari

Fat Guy

Rico Bueno

Gardener

Lynn Wilson

Mother with Carriage

Gwen Yeager

Fan

Joseph S. Griffo

Evil Little Person

Cindy Sorensen

Female Little Person

Jake McKinnon

Big Bird

Jess Harnell

Gary the Monster (voice)