Christina Ricci

Kate

Owen Benjamin

Will

Ann-Margret

Mrs. Banks

Matthew Lillard

Crocket

Jason Ishmael Echols

Wheels

Dave Sheridan

Jester Roy / Horny

Chris Wylde

Rank

Cedric the Entertainer

Professor Shockworthy

Tony Stef'Ano

Bubble Butt

Michael Ellison

Young Business Guy

Bill Engvall

Mr. Mendelson

Louise Griffiths

Jo

Martin Klebba

Count Le Petite

Jonathan Alderman

Cotton

Sandra Taylor

Princess Jeanette

Nadine Velazquez

Mathilde

Jason Waugh

Biker Dad

Mike Dusi

Ticket Scalper

Rana Kirkland

Sally