Mary Tyler Moore

Paula Schloss

Jonathon Brandmeier

Randy Schloss

Kelly Curtis

Barbara Schloss

Andy Hirsch

Michael Schloss

Cal Gibson

Richard

Diane Robin

Mary Beth

Sonny Bono

Sid Brementhal

Morton Downey, Jr.

Dr. Saul Minion

Joseph Bologna

Ned Monk

Tony Curtis

Max Schloss

James Karen

Averill Crandall

Beverly Sanders

Rusty Carey

Robert V. Barron

Father Joe

Mindy Loren Isenstein

Debbie

Jon Paul Steuer

Johnny

Clyde Kusatsu

Banker

Claudia Lonow

Toni Olsen

Laurence Haddon

Milt

Fran Ryan

Lois

Zoe Trilling

Ginger Drabowski

Jean Hale

Melanie Crandall

Danny Lee Clark

Handsome Stud

Gabriel Bologna

Young Ned

Marty Zagon

Worker

Robert Rothwell

Attorney

John Pinette

Delivery Man

Julie Bennett

Julie

Warren Thomas

Metcalf Player

Lawrence Wolf

Bald Man

Anita Mann

Choreographer

Marcie Jo Warren

Sally Jo

Scott Weintraub

Ned's Butler

Leta McCarty

Young Paula

Bobbie Bates

Paula's Mother

Hal Parks

Umpire

Greg Proops

Chauffeur