Michel Serrault

Gaëtan / Robert Wellson

Thierry Lhermitte

François Leroux

Gérard Jugnot

Paul Martin

Macha Méril

Jacqueline

Mathilda May

Alexandra

Didier Kaminka

René

Coluche

Georges

Maurice Baquet

Robert

Pierre Doris

Jean

Daniel Laloux

Theater director

Georges Beller

TV director

Bernard Bijaoui

Jamaican tavern boss

Pierre Tchernia

Presenter of the Césars

Muriel Dubrule

The last woman

Carole Jacquinot

Catherine

François Dyrek

Grocer

Pierre Richard

In person at the César Awards ceremony (uncredited)

Philippe Noiret

In person at the César Awards ceremony (uncredited)