Jesse Eisenberg

Nick

Danny McBride

Dwayne

Aziz Ansari

Chet

Nick Swardson

Travis

Dilshad Vadsaria

Kate

Michael Peña

Chango

Bianca Kajlich

Juicy

Fred Ward

The Major

Samuel Johnston

15 Year Old #1

Jack Foley

15 Year Old #2

Elizabeth Shapiro

Chet's Date

Brett Gelman

Pizza Boss

Paul Tierney

Rodney

Staci Lynn Fletcher

Family Dollar Cashier

Gary Brichetto

Mr. Fisher

Ilyssa Fradin

Mom

Grace Heemstra

Daughter

Torey Adkins

Big Guy

Rebecca Cox

Sandra

Rick Irwin

Bank Manager

Sam Tedesco

Security Guard

Wayne Bibbs

Bank Customer

Jamaal Hines

Cop Outside Bank

Joseph Lyman

Alley Cop

David Fleischer

Bus Passenger #4

Lucas Fleischer

Random Local

Matthew Sullivan

Random Tanning Guy

Angelique Sky

Club Bartender (uncredited)