Bodhi Elfman

Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy

Rebecca Forsythe

Helga Svenson

Angeline-Rose Troy

Inga Svenson / Mom

Steve Agee

Jumbo / Lenny

French Stewart

Professor von Scheisenberg

Nic Novicki

Fritz

George Wendt

Father Mahoney

Malcolm Foster Smith

Lt. Johnson

Martin Klebba

Clown Captain

Verne Troyer

Emperor Beezel-Chug

Anastasia Elfman

Cindy / Young Mom / Nun / Burlesque Dancer

Richard Elfman

Clown Bippy

Marco Antonio Parra

Ramon (as Marco Parra)

Erwin Stone

Bones

Andre Ing

Mr. Chen

Will Gardner

Alien Officer / Alien Cadet

Victor Chi

Mr. Zheng

Richard Wagner

Men in Black Agent

J. Marvin Campbell

Men in Black Agent

Marcos Mateo Ochoa

Desi, Rupert

Gilli Messer

Coroner Fennigan

James Balsamo

Ping pong enthusiast

René Mena

Doper

Fnu Aruna

News reporter / rapper

Danny Belrose

Doper #2

Lisa Bertoldo

Willa the Waiter

Jahel Corban Caldera

Alien Mozz / Clown Corby / News presenter

Marissa Caprielian

Mindy

Cassandra Angelique Casini

Mrs. Angelo

Raul Colon

Biker Clown

Sergio Enrique

Bartender

Tamara Goodwin

American Newscaster

Lenny Hernandez

Alien Captain Zozz

Sean Keller

Officer Keller

Robbyn Leigh

Burlesque Dancer (as Audrey Deluxe)

Jesse Merlin

Russian Newscaster

Sebastian Muñoz

Alien Og / Clown Moonie (as Sebastian Munoz)

Zoe Saltz

Emily

Graham Skipper

Officer Skipper

Susan Slome

Mrs. Schwartz

Justin Humphreys

Yokel (uncredited)