James Coburn

The Gypsy

Carl Reiner

Geppetto

Paul Reubens

Pinocchio

Lainie Kazan

Sophia, the Blue Fairy

Jim Belushi

Mario

Michael Richards

Vince

Vito Scotti

Antonio

Avery Schreiber

Boatman

Vincent Schiavelli

The Priest

Helena Kallianiotes

Gina

Don Novello

Narrator (voice)

Shelley Duvall

Self - Host (uncredited)