Jennifer Edwards

Victoria Alperin

Patricia Hodge

Christina Alperin

Richard Bradford

Captain Blackworth

M. Emmet Walsh

Chief Marvin Dibner

Joe Dallesandro

Dutch Kieffer

Andreas Katsulas

Arthur

Dann Florek

Marty Goldberg

Bill Marcus

Hal Flynn

Michael C. Gwynne

Mooch

Dermot Mulroney

Michael Alperin

Miranda Garrison

Spanish Dancer

Liz Torres

Rosa

Castulo Guerra

Pancho (as Cástulo Guerra)

Dakin Matthews

William Singer

Vernon Wells

Australian Houseman

Dennis Rucker

Paul

John Dennis Johnston

Ed

Kenny Call

Cowboy Fred

Jack Garner

Cowboy Henry

Jerry Tullos

Leo Vogel

Herb Tanney

George the Conductor (as Steem Tanney)

Peter Jason

Frank Coe

Richard Fancy

Academy Speaker

Glenn Shadix

Roscoe Arbuckle

Lisa Alpert

Michael's Secretary

Sonia Zimmer

Dibner's Secretary

Marina Palmier

Candy Store Girl

Tessa Taylor

Candy Store Girl

Jon Van Ness

Director

P. Randall Bowers

Assistant Director (as Randy Bowers)

Maureen Teefy

Stagecoach Lady

Arnold Johnson

George

Eric Harrison

Alperin Butler

Amy Michelson

Alfie's 1st Wife

James O'Connell

Gate Guard

Bing Russell

Studio Guard

James C. Lewis

Jail Guard (as C. James Lewis)

William Applegate Jr.

Jail Inmate (as Bill Applegate)

Luis Contreras

Jail Inmates

Charles Noland

Jail Inmates

Robert Covarrubias

Jail Inmates

Donalin Patton

Girls at Lunch

Kay Perry

Girls at Lunch

Rod McCary

Douglas Fairbanks

John Fountain

John Gilbert

Irene Olga López

Asuncion Maria Romero (as Irene Olga Lopez)

Jeris Poindexter

Cleaning Man

F. William Parker

Mayor Robert Hellman

Grant Heslov

Car Attendant

Don Sparks

Reporters

Melanie Jones

Reporters

Darrah Meeley

Reporters

Tom Tarpey

Reporters

Krista Gray

Reporters

Katie Morgan

Reporters

Bevis Faversham

Oliver Hardy (uncredited)

Paul Higby

Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)

Vincent Jerman-Jerosa

James Cagney (uncredited)

Beverly Leech

Thelma Todd (uncredited)

Marilyn Michaels

Mae West lookalike / Candy Girl (uncredited)

Denney Pierce

Billy Clanton (uncredited)

Barry Vigon

Boat Captain (uncredited)