Eugene Troobnick

Harvey Middleman (as Gene Troobnick)

Hermione Gingold

Mrs. Koogleman

Patricia Harty

Lois

Arlene Golonka

Harriet

Will Mackenzie

Dinny

Ruth Jaroslow

The Mother

Charles Durning

Dooley

Peter Carew

Barratta

Stanley Myron Handelman

Mookey

Trudy Bordoff

Cindy

Neil Rouda

Richie

Gigi Chevalier

Comet Receptionist

Stacy Graham

Librarian

Maurice Shrog

Mr. Koogleman