Wilfrid Brambell

Albert Steptoe

Harry H. Corbett

Harold Steptoe

Carolyn Seymour

Zita Steptoe

Arthur Howard

Albert, the Vicar

Victor Maddern

Chauffeur

Fred Griffiths

Barman

Joan Heath

Mrs. Smith

Fred McNaughton

Mr. Smith

Lon Satton

Pianist

Patrick Fyffe

Arthur

Patsy Smart

Mrs Hobbs

Mike Reid

Compere

Alec Mango

Hotel Doctor

Michael Da Costa

Hotel Manager

Enys Box

Traffic Warden

Neil Wilson

Airline Clerk

Bart Allison

Tramp

Caroline Eves

Flamenco Dancer

Julian Alonso

Flamenco Guitarist

Julia Goodman

Lady Courier

Vivien Lloyd

Bride

Gary Wraight

Baby

Selina Becket

Baby

Richard Atherton

Strip Club Steward (uncredited)

Joe Bartlett

Man (uncredited)

Roy Beck

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Jack Berg

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Bill Burns

Customs Official (uncredited)

Maxwell Craig

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Grey Eckel

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Harry Fielder

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Dave Griffiths

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Billy Horrigan

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Barrie Ingham

Terry (uncredited)

Eric Kent

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Tommy Little

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Lou Morgan

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

George Oliver

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Dido Plumb

Tramp (uncredited)

Terence Plummer

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Dinny Powell

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Bob Ramsey

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Henry Roberts

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Laurie Rose

Plumber (uncredited)

Harold Sanderson

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Roy Seely

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Larry Sheppard

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Fred Stroud

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Harry Tierney

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Del Watson

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Fred Wood

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)