Neil Morrissey

Bob / Roley / Lofty / Farmer Pickles / Drummer / Scruffty (voice)

Elton John

John (voice)

Noddy Holder

Banger (voice)

Chris Evans

Lennie Lazenby (voice)

Stephen Tompkinson

Tom / Pogo (voice)

Kate Harbour

Various (voice)

Maria Darling

Scoot / Reporters (voice)

Alison Steadman

Mayoress Bunty Ferguson (voice)

Rob Rackstraw

Various (voice)