Ralph Richardson

Lord Fortnum of Alamein

Rita Tushingham

Penelope

Michael Hordern

Bules Martin

Arthur Lowe

Father

Mona Washbourne

Mother

Richard Warwick

Alan

Peter Cook

Inspector

Dudley Moore

Sergeant

Frank Thornton

The BBC

Marty Feldman

Nurse Arthur

Harry Secombe

Shelter Man

Roy Kinnear

Plastic Mac Man

Spike Milligan

Mate

Jimmy Edwards

Nigel

Henry Woolf

Electricity Man

Jack Shepherd

Underwater Vicar

Dandy Nichols

Mrs Ethel Shroake

Bill Wallis

The Prime Minister

Gordon Rollings

Drip Feed Patient

Ronnie Brody

Chauffeur

Cecil Cheng

Chinaman

Edward Malin

Club Waiter

Chris Konyils

Policeman