Dennis Farina

Marty

Paul Campbell

Phil

Marika Domińczyk

Bambi

Larry Miller

Pike

Wesley Jonathan

Alonzo

Nick Lashaway

Ace

Robert Hoffman

Clyde

Josh Dean

Freddy

Bruce Altman

Norman

Lisa Darr

Laurie

Richard Kind

Dave Weiner

Brooke Shields

Mrs. Hart

Rob Moran

Stanley Ormanski

Carlos Lacámara

Julio

Markus Toure Boddie

Dr. Feel It

James Jamison

Reverend Leonard

Tom Gross

Main Event Announcer

Jennifer Summers

Serious Looking Girl

Jeanette Puhich

Beehive Hair Woman

Erin Hiatt

Scantily Clad Girl

Carole Taylor

Elderly Woman

Terence Goodman

Mr. White

Zen Gesner

Police Officer Sinbad

Helen White

Elderly Lady

Kevin Bruce

Store Manager

Chris Persky

Elliot the Taylor

Candido Abeyta

Hispanic Manager

Yolanda Stange

Neighbor #1

Howard Hong

Neighbor #2

Reb Fleming

Neighbor #3

Charan Prabhakar

Neighbor #4

Jeff Olson

Neighbor #5

Cami Bay

Female Tanning Attendant

Carly Craig

Museum Landlord

Gary Neilson

Colonel Hart

Josh Richardson

Announcer

Liz Edmiston

Female Customer

Joshua Howard

Tanning Bed Guy

Vanh Chandra

Hairstylist

Donald S. Campbell

Shopper

Alexander Polk

Rasheed