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Kevin Pollak

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Jason Lee

Roy

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Laura

Michelle Trachtenberg

Ava

Francie Swift

Pam

Sean Cullen

Captain Romans

Fred Armisen

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Cory Fernandez

Juan

Mark Consuelos

Manuel

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Darnell

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Julio

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Masked Man #1

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Raul

Jim Norton

George

Jayce Bartok

Eddie

Ray Quinlan

Priest

Robb Cullen

Coroner

Jordan Carlos

Eric

Keith Joe Dick

Big Al

John D'Leo

Kevin

Robinson Aponte

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Jeremy Dash

Banger #2

Jeff Chena

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Hannah Ware

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Larissa Drekonja

Hourly Housekeeper

Adrian Martinez

Tino

Jason Hurt

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Jeff Lima

Youth #2

Mando Alvarado

Mexican Man #1

Michael Pitt

Henry

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Junior (uncredited)