Ebon Moss-Bachrach

Hutch

Angela Goethals

Polly

Alex Burns

Quinton

Geoffrey Arend

Andy

Michael Goldstrom

Lenny

Ginnifer Goodwin

Maya

Kurt Fuller

Dean Widehead

Josh Pais

Prof. Hoffman

Jenna Jameson

Herself

Ron Jeremy

Himself

Joseph Siravo

Roger Stone

Kevin Thomas Conroy

Curly

Tracie Thoms

Andrea

Austin Basis

Interviewed Student

Jennifer Bowen

Fanatical Girl #2

Will Bozarth

Conservative Student

Yuval David

Dancer Dave

Marika Domińczyk

Tatiana

Scott Fernstrom

Hugh

Alice Frank

Fanatical Girl

Kimmy Gatewood

Feminist

Charles Goad

College Job Fair Recruiter

Brian Hopson

Shocked student

David Jefferson

College Student

Wynter Kullman

Teri

Seth Michael May

Member of the Porn and Chicken Club

Andrea Navedo

Lucy Sanchez

Steve Nuke

Campus Security Guard

James Ponsoldt

The Cowboy

Richard Robichaux

Man in Tights

Michael Scovotti

Un-invited Guest

Eric Tonken

Student

Daryl Wein

Pimply

Stefanie Barbato

Snake Stroker (uncredited)

Sara Barnett

College Student (uncredited)

Charles Browning

College Student (uncredited)

Rick Lundgren

Hula Dancer (uncredited)

Bruno Campolo

Snake

Tony Devon

Valiant