Jonathan Bennett

Van Wilder

Kristin Cavallari

Kaitlin

Kurt Fuller

Dean Charles Reardon

Steve Talley

Dick Arnold

Nestor Aaron Absera

Farley

Nick Nicotera

Corporal Benedict

Jerry Ray Shea

Yu Dum Fok

Meredith Giangrande

Eve

Irene Keng

Dongmei

Linden Ashby

Vance Sr.

Mike Pniewski

General Thomas (as Mike Pinewski)

Brett Rice

Sergeant Hayes

Yvette Rachelle

Blondie

Sarah 'So' Oliver

Hot Girl

Amanda Best

Hot Freshman Girl

Mike Brune

Irving Peppler

Dennis Luciani

Professor Downs

Leland L. Jones

Reverend Dawkins (as Leland Jones)

Shaun Bowman

Football Fan (as Dennis Bowman)

Sonny Shroyer

Coach Bob

Terrie Thompson

Reardon's Wife

Jasmine Burke

Molly

Andy Stahl

Principal

L. Warren Young

Campus Cop

Greg Savage

Campus Cop

Brian Beegle

Recon Leader

Ashleigh Dunn

Lyndsey

Hayes Mercure

First Squad Raider

Shaun Lynch

Squad Captain

Sean Nateghi

Dirk's Crony

Nicholas Kerves

Dirk's Crony

Allie Taylor

Hot Freshman Girl

Robert Peterson

Quarterback

Richard Edward III

Dirk's Crony (as Rick Calik)

Chase Steven Anderson

Excited Guy

Robert A. Clark

Dude in Pool