Rik Mayall

Richie Twat

Adrian Edmondson

Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba

Bill Nighy

Mr. Johnson

Kate Ashfield

Mrs. Hardy

Steven O'Donnell

Chef

Fenella Fielding

Mrs. Foxfur

Vincent Cassel

Gino Bolognese

Hélène Mahieu

Gina Carbonara

Simon Pegg

Mr. Nice

Lisa Palfrey

Mrs. Nice

Joe Hughes

Damien Nice

Jessica Mann

Charlene Nice

James D'Arcy

Young Groom

Kate Loustau

Young Bride

Charles Cartmell

Newscaster

Paul Garcia

Screen Lover

Richard Hammatt

Truck Driver #1

Bob Mason

Chatty Worker

Phillip Lester

Sickly Worker

Richard Strange

Worried Worker

David Sibley

Intimidating Man

Emma Pierson

Saucy Wood Nymph

Sophia Myles

Saucy Wood Nymph

Anna Madeley

Saucy Wood Nymph

Abbe Muschallik

Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)

Nina Muschallik

Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)